One of by land, Two if by sea!

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Gear up with a hilarious twist on Paul Revere’s legendary warning! This T-shirt proudly declares ‘One if by Land, Two if by Sea’ alongside two badass Apache attack helicopters, because let’s face it—Revere’s lanterns don’t hold a FLAME to the fear an Apache strikes. Perfect for red blooded Americans with a sense of humor, this shirt combines historical flair with tactical awesomeness. Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton, it’s ready for duty, whether you’re storming the barracks party or the back yard barbecue!

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Gear up with a hilarious twist on Paul Revere’s legendary warning! This T-shirt proudly declares ‘One if by Land, Two if by Sea’ alongside two badass Apache attack helicopters, because let’s face it—Revere’s lanterns don’t hold a FLAME to the fear an Apache strikes. Perfect for red blooded Americans with a sense of humor, this shirt combines historical flair with tactical awesomeness. Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton, it’s ready for duty, whether you’re storming the barracks party or the back yard barbecue!

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!