🤷🏻‍♂️ Let me talk the wife.

$29.50
Some call it an excuse — we call it priorities. The “Let Me Talk to The Wife” T-shirt is for anyone who knows the real plan was never to go out in the first place.
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Some call it an excuse — we call it priorities. The “Let Me Talk to The Wife” T-shirt is for anyone who knows the real plan was never to go out in the first place.
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!