🤷🏻♂️ Let me talk the wife.
$29.50
Some call it an excuse — we call it priorities. The “Let Me Talk to The Wife” T-shirt is for anyone who knows the real plan was never to go out in the first place.
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Some call it an excuse — we call it priorities. The “Let Me Talk to The Wife” T-shirt is for anyone who knows the real plan was never to go out in the first place.
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some call it an excuse — we call it priorities. The “Let Me Talk to The Wife” T-shirt is for anyone who knows the real plan was never to go out in the first place.
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Flip it over and you’ll find two skeletons riding off into a sunset with the words “We Have Plans” — because yes, we actually like hanging out with our spouse more than making awkward small talk with strangers.
It’s not about dodging plans. It’s about having better ones — pizza, pajamas, and laughing way too hard with your favorite human. Wear it proudly and let ‘em know: you’re already booked.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!