My Chicken Would Clucking Hate You

from $27.00
This shirt is made for chicken lovers with attitude but are forced to be respectable! Featuring bold but under cover text and a cheeky message, it’s perfect for those who know their feathered friends don’t mess around. Whether you’re tending to your flock or making a bold statement, this shirt combines your love for chickens with a bit of sass. Comfortable, durable, and sure to ruffle some feathers—just like your favorite bird. Perfect for proud chicken parents who aren’t afraid to show some personality!

Available in multiple sizes and colors. Because your chicken deserves to be represented right.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This shirt is made for chicken lovers with attitude but are forced to be respectable! Featuring bold but under cover text and a cheeky message, it’s perfect for those who know their feathered friends don’t mess around. Whether you’re tending to your flock or making a bold statement, this shirt combines your love for chickens with a bit of sass. Comfortable, durable, and sure to ruffle some feathers—just like your favorite bird. Perfect for proud chicken parents who aren’t afraid to show some personality!

Available in multiple sizes and colors. Because your chicken deserves to be represented right.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!